哪儿都疼
A woman went to see her doctor, looking very worried.
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me," she said. "Everywhere I touch, it hurts."
"Everywhere?" asked the doctor.
"Everywhere. Look." She pressed her knee. "Ow!" She touched her shoulder. "Ouch!" She poked her stomach. "Ow, ow, ow!" She even touched the end of her nose. "Ow! See? It's terrible. I think there's something seriously wrong with me."
The doctor watched carefully. Then he asked her to hold out her hand. He looked at it for a few seconds, nodded and sat back in his chair.
"I'm pleased to tell you it's nothing serious," he said. "You've just broken your finger."
一位女士去看医生，看上去非常担心。
“医生，我不知道自己怎么了，”她说，“我碰到哪儿，哪儿就疼。”
“哪儿都疼？”医生问。
“哪儿都疼。你看。”她按了按膝盖。“哎哟！”她碰了碰肩膀。“好疼！”她戳了戳肚子。“哎哟哎哟！”她甚至碰了碰自己的鼻尖。“哎哟！看到了吧？太可怕了。我觉得我肯定得了什么大病。”
医生仔细地看着。然后，他请她把手伸出来。他看了几秒钟，点点头，往椅背上一靠。
“我很高兴地告诉您，不是什么大毛病，”他说，“您只是手指骨折了。”