有葡萄吗？
A duck waddled into a café, hopped up onto a stool and looked at the man behind the counter.
"Got any grapes?" asked the duck.
The café owner frowned. "No, sorry. We don't sell grapes."
"OK," said the duck, and he waddled out.
The next morning, the duck came back. He hopped up onto the same stool. "Got any grapes?"
"No," said the owner, a little more firmly. "I told you yesterday. We don't sell grapes."
"OK," said the duck, and he waddled out.
The next morning, the duck came back again. "Got any grapes?"
The owner went red in the face. "Listen to me, duck. We do NOT sell grapes. We have never sold grapes. If you ask me for grapes one more time, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
"OK," said the duck, and he waddled out.
The next morning, the duck waddled in, hopped up onto his stool and looked at the owner.
"Got any nails?"
"No," said the owner, confused. "Of course not. This is a café."
"Good," said the duck. "Got any grapes?"
The owner gave up. He went to the shop next door, bought a big bunch of grapes and put them on the counter in front of the duck. "There you go. Happy now?"
The duck looked at the grapes, then at the owner.
"Put them on my bill."
一只鸭子摇摇摆摆地走进一家咖啡馆，跳上一张高脚凳，看着柜台后面的男人。
“有葡萄吗？”鸭子问。
咖啡馆老板皱起眉头。“没有，不好意思，我们不卖葡萄。”
“好吧。”鸭子说完，摇摇摆摆地走了。
第二天早上，鸭子又来了。它跳上同一张凳子。“有葡萄吗？”
“没有，”老板的语气硬了一点，“我昨天就跟你说了，我们不卖葡萄。”
“好吧。”鸭子说完，摇摇摆摆地走了。
第三天早上，鸭子又来了。“有葡萄吗？”
老板气得满脸通红。“听着，鸭子。我们不卖葡萄！我们从来就没卖过葡萄！你要是再问我一次要葡萄，我就把你的脚钉在地板上！”
“好吧。”鸭子说完，摇摇摆摆地走了。
第四天早上，鸭子摇摇摆摆地走进来，跳上它的凳子，看着老板。
“有钉子吗？”
“没有，”老板一头雾水，“当然没有，这里是咖啡馆。”
“很好，”鸭子说，“有葡萄吗？”
老板投降了。他到隔壁商店买了一大串葡萄，放在鸭子面前的柜台上。“给你。这下满意了吧？”
鸭子看了看葡萄，又看了看老板。
“记在我的账上。”
（英语里的双关：bill 既是“账单”，又是鸭子的“嘴”。“Put them on my bill”既可以理解为“记在我账上”，也可以理解为“放到我嘴上”。）