企鹅
A police officer was driving along a country road when he saw a man walking down the middle of the road with a penguin. He pulled over and wound down the window.
"Sir, you can't just walk around with a penguin," he said. "Take him to the zoo."
"Good idea, officer," said the man. "I'll do that right away."
The next day, the same officer was driving down the same road, and he couldn't believe his eyes. There was the same man, walking along with the same penguin. This time the penguin was wearing sunglasses and carrying a little beach towel.
The officer stopped the car and jumped out. "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
"You did, officer," said the man. "And he had a fantastic time. So today we're going to the beach."
一名警察开车行驶在乡间小路上，看见一个男人带着一只企鹅，正沿着马路中间往前走。他把车停到路边，摇下车窗。
“先生，你不能就这么带着一只企鹅到处走，”他说，“把它带到动物园去。”
“好主意，警官，”男人说，“我马上就去。”
第二天，还是那名警察，开车经过同一条路，他简直不敢相信自己的眼睛：还是那个男人，带着还是那只企鹅在路上走。这一回，企鹅戴着墨镜，还拿着一条小小的沙滩浴巾。
警察停下车，跳了出来。“我不是叫你把这只企鹅带到动物园去吗？”
“您是叫了，警官，”男人说，“它在动物园玩得可开心了。所以今天，我们去海边。”