会打扑克的狗
A man walked into a pub and noticed something strange in the corner. Four people were sitting round a table playing poker – and one of them was a dog.
The dog was holding his cards in his paws. He studied them carefully, pushed a few chips into the middle of the table and said, in a deep voice, "I'll raise you five."
The man couldn't believe it. He went over to the table and watched for a while. The dog won a hand, lost a hand, then won another one.
"That's incredible," the man said to the player sitting next to the dog. "I've never seen anything like it. That must be the smartest dog in the world!"
The player shook his head. "Nah, he's not that smart," he said. "Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
一个男人走进一家酒吧，发现角落里有件怪事：四个“人”围坐在一张桌子旁打扑克——其中一个是条狗。
那条狗用爪子拿着牌，仔细地看着，把几枚筹码推到桌子中间，然后用低沉的嗓音说：“我加注五块。”
男人简直不敢相信。他走到桌边看了一会儿。那条狗赢了一把，输了一把，接着又赢了一把。
“太不可思议了，”男人对坐在狗旁边的那个牌友说，“我从来没见过这样的事。这一定是世界上最聪明的狗！”
那个牌友摇了摇头。“得了吧，它没那么聪明，”他说，“它每次拿到一手好牌，尾巴就摇个不停。”