哪裡都痛
A woman went to see her doctor, looking very worried.
"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me," she said. "Everywhere I touch, it hurts."
"Everywhere?" asked the doctor.
"Everywhere. Look." She pressed her knee. "Ow!" She touched her shoulder. "Ouch!" She poked her stomach. "Ow, ow, ow!" She even touched the end of her nose. "Ow! See? It's terrible. I think there's something seriously wrong with me."
The doctor watched carefully. Then he asked her to hold out her hand. He looked at it for a few seconds, nodded and sat back in his chair.
"I'm pleased to tell you it's nothing serious," he said. "You've just broken your finger."
一位女士去看醫生，看起來非常擔心。
「醫生，我不知道自己怎麼了，」她說，「我碰到哪裡，哪裡就痛。」
「哪裡都痛？」醫生問。
「哪裡都痛。你看。」她按了按膝蓋。「哎喲！」她碰了碰肩膀。「好痛！」她戳了戳肚子。「哎喲哎喲！」她甚至碰了碰自己的鼻尖。「哎喲！看到了吧？太可怕了。我覺得我一定是得了什麼重病。」
醫生仔細地看著。然後，他請她把手伸出來。他看了幾秒鐘，點點頭，往椅背上一靠。
「我很高興地告訴您，不是什麼大問題，」他說，「您只是手指骨折了。」