有葡萄嗎？
A duck waddled into a café, hopped up onto a stool and looked at the man behind the counter.
"Got any grapes?" asked the duck.
The café owner frowned. "No, sorry. We don't sell grapes."
"OK," said the duck, and he waddled out.
The next morning, the duck came back. He hopped up onto the same stool. "Got any grapes?"
"No," said the owner, a little more firmly. "I told you yesterday. We don't sell grapes."
"OK," said the duck, and he waddled out.
The next morning, the duck came back again. "Got any grapes?"
The owner went red in the face. "Listen to me, duck. We do NOT sell grapes. We have never sold grapes. If you ask me for grapes one more time, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
"OK," said the duck, and he waddled out.
The next morning, the duck waddled in, hopped up onto his stool and looked at the owner.
"Got any nails?"
"No," said the owner, confused. "Of course not. This is a café."
"Good," said the duck. "Got any grapes?"
The owner gave up. He went to the shop next door, bought a big bunch of grapes and put them on the counter in front of the duck. "There you go. Happy now?"
The duck looked at the grapes, then at the owner.
"Put them on my bill."
一隻鴨子搖搖擺擺地走進一家咖啡館，跳上一張高腳椅，看著櫃台後面的男人。
「有葡萄嗎？」鴨子問。
咖啡館老闆皺起眉頭。「沒有，不好意思，我們不賣葡萄。」
「好吧。」鴨子說完，搖搖擺擺地走了。
隔天早上，鴨子又來了。牠跳上同一張椅子。「有葡萄嗎？」
「沒有，」老闆的語氣硬了一點，「我昨天就跟你說了，我們不賣葡萄。」
「好吧。」鴨子說完，搖搖擺擺地走了。
第三天早上，鴨子又來了。「有葡萄嗎？」
老闆氣得滿臉通紅。「聽好了，鴨子。我們不賣葡萄！我們從來沒賣過葡萄！你要是再跟我要一次葡萄，我就把你的腳釘在地板上！」
「好吧。」鴨子說完，搖搖擺擺地走了。
第四天早上，鴨子搖搖擺擺地走進來，跳上牠的椅子，看著老闆。
「有釘子嗎？」
「沒有，」老闆一頭霧水，「當然沒有，這裡是咖啡館。」
「很好，」鴨子說，「有葡萄嗎？」
老闆投降了。他到隔壁店裡買了一大串葡萄，放在鴨子面前的櫃台上。「拿去。這下滿意了吧？」
鴨子看了看葡萄，又看了看老闆。
「記在我的帳上。」
（英文的雙關：bill 既是「帳單」，也是鴨子的「嘴」。「Put them on my bill」可以理解成「記在我帳上」，也可以理解成「放到我嘴上」。）