會打撲克牌的狗

A man walked into a pub and noticed something strange in the corner. Four people were sitting round a table playing poker – and one of them was a dog. The dog was holding his cards in his paws. He studied them carefully, pushed a few chips into the middle of the table and said, in a deep voice, "I'll raise you five." The man couldn't believe it. He went over to the table and watched for a while. The dog won a hand, lost a hand, then won another one. "That's incredible," the man said to the player sitting next to the dog. "I've never seen anything like it. That must be the smartest dog in the world!" The player shook his head. "Nah, he's not that smart," he said. "Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
一個男人走進一家酒吧,發現角落有件怪事:四個「人」圍坐在一張桌子旁打撲克牌——其中一個是一隻狗。 那隻狗用爪子拿著牌,仔細地看著,把幾枚籌碼推到桌子中央,然後用低沉的聲音說:「我加注五塊。」 男人簡直不敢相信。他走到桌邊看了一會兒。那隻狗贏了一把、輸了一把,接著又贏了一把。 「太不可思議了,」男人對坐在狗旁邊的那個牌友說,「我從來沒看過這種事。這一定是全世界最聰明的狗!」 那個牌友搖了搖頭。「拜託,牠沒那麼聰明,」他說,「牠每次拿到一手好牌,尾巴就搖個不停。」